Alice Radford

[Private to Fabian]

Apparently I have been flirting. I upset him and now I have to fix things. I don't know HOW to fix things. I can't be in an alliance with you any more because I don't want him to think it's because he called me pretty. He likes me. A boy. ME! He's upset and I'm rotten and I really don't want to be a teenager anymore. You're going to mock me but know that I will glare at you very hard and I'm sorry for asking about Dottie because apparently you can flirt with people and not know it. My bad. I will be drinking scotch by the lake if anyone needs me.

[Private to Frank]

Are we ok? I'm sorry if I got weird the other day. I don't handle compliments very well. I'm not used to them, you know?

[Private to FEMALE friends]

Girl's night?

I don't want to go this essay. THEY CAN'T MAKE ME Lets play the word association game. I'll give you a word and you respond with the first thing that comes to mind.

Domination.

*[added after this]

[Private to Fabian]

HELP! I need you to decode guy for me.

The lake is officially frozen over I think!

Anyone up for ice skating? I promise that you can't be as bad as me.

It's so boring quiet now that you lot are always rehearsing. I actually have my homework done before dinner. Lame. Which leads me to a very frightening discovery. There is absolutely nothing to do around here. I don't even have someone to share that bottle of whiskey I won yesterday with. Why a fourth year even had a bottle of whiskey

I played poker against a fourth year. MY LIFE BL

Anyone up for a castle wide game of hide-n-seek?

Would you rather finish this essay or light yourself on fire?

I know what I would pick!

You couldn't even make it one day. Looks like I wont have to wear yellow after all. Which is a good thing, trust me.

On a random note, I'm going to go jump in all of the leaf piles if anyone wants to join me. It's going to be fun.

[Private to Dottie]

They've gone quiet. I think they might be dead.


*Five minutes later

I hear quill scratchings but I don't see any writing. I think they are plotting something.
HELP

[/end private]

Boys? Friends yet?

( Private )

I want the spell that makes my essay write itself. What have we been learning all this time anyway?

Doing dirty work has its benefits! I am suddenly in the possession of unbelievably delicious biscuits and as I have already had half of them and feel the slight urge to vomit am in a giving mood I am willing to share. If anyone wants a biscuit just let me know!
 
If you don't like biscuits I am also offering hugs. No need to fret, the smell is long gone. 

THANK YOU REMUS AND AIDEN!

GET IT OFF OF ME!

I smell. I smell. OH MERLIN HOW  I SMELL!

SIX SHOWERS AND NOTHING! RUDE! How can I study when I smell like the giant squid got sick on me? GET IT OFF!

Please? My nose hurts.

Posted right before this.

[Private to Fabian]

VERY IMPORTANT! Meet me in front of the Great Hall right now. Get there as quick as you can!




Bring shoes.

[/Private to Fabian]

I have discovered the secret to everything.

I want a puppy.

It hurts.

It hurts.

Why did I think I could run? WHY?!

Forget it, I'm getting out the biscuits.

( Poke my cheeks and lose a finger )